Does This Look Like The Face Of A Councilwoman Who Bit Down On A Cop's Thumb So Hard That It Broke?

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — A small-town Kansas councilwoman landed herself in more trouble after putting up a fight with deputies, according to the Atchison County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies were trying to arrest Carol Fowler, 48, of Huron, Kansas, on June 29 for a failure to appear warrant. They had to use their tasers on Fowler to take her into custody and arrested her for interference with, and battery on a law enforcement officer in addition to the warrant. She was taken to jail and remained there on a $5,000 bond, according to a department spokesperson. A few days later, on July 2, Fowler refused to cooperate with jail workers as they tried to complete the booking process. When officers were forced to remove jewelry and personal items from her, Fowler bit one of them on the thumb hard enough to break the bone.

Just an incredible mug shot. Maybe the greatest of all time. Certainly a Hall of Famer. You know it’s a good mugshot when one of the cops has to step in and hold up the person’s head. I’m always a big fan of that. That’s when you know shit has hit the fan behind the scenes8. Imagine being such a menace after getting arrested that a person has to physically restrain you to take your picture. What are you a 3-year-old? You just gotta be outta your mind drunk/drunk with rage for that happen. I don’t remember taking my mug shot but I would imagine I was cool, calm and collected and black out drunk. Not to mention the lady looks very surprised that she’s getting her mug shot taken. She had no idea that was about to happen. It looks like they woke her up just as they were taking the picture and she instantly started to scream cause she didn’t know where she was. Laugh out loud funny.

By the way, do you know how hard it is to bite down on a bone so hard it breaks? I actually don’t know  how hard but I do know you gotta bite down really fucking hard. Do chickens and humans have the same type of bones?* Cause I’ve accidentally bitten down on chicken bones before and almost cried. It hurts real bad. Biting through a human bone seems incomprehensible. Makes me wanna throw up just thinking about it.

*Dude what?